Camera is focused on a sleeping alien. Around her, a cluttered mess can be seen; clothes, books and cds seems to cover up most of the floor space. The room is dark and gloomy. Alicia Keys's voice can be heard in the background, along with a soft patter of raindrops on the window.
(The sound of a handphone ringing can be heard)
(The alien wakes up groggily. She reaches out for the vibrating handphone)
Alien (Reading aloud): Eh Alien! Tomoro CONFIRMED meeting at Jurong East Mcdonald for breakfast at 8:30am then we go to the SPH centre to volunteer.
(The alien tosses the handphone to a corner, and closes her eyes)
(Soft light seems to fill up the room. The Alicia Keys song has stopped, but the pitter patter of the raindrops can be clearly heard)
(The handphone rings again. The alien wakes up startled, experience 5second blindness, and searches for the handphone. She finally manages to grab hold of it)
Rhino: Hello?
Alien: (Groggy voice) Yah what?
Rhino: Did you just wake up or something?
Alien: Uhh. Yah. Why? What time now?
Rhino: (Almost shouting) Its 8am!
Alien: (Greatly alert) Woops. I can't make it in time.
Rhino: (Laughs) Neither can the pig and i. We just woke up also.
Alien: (Joins in laughter) Ok then 9:30am we meet at the same place.
Settings: Camera is focused on an alien, a pig and a rhino sitting at the corner table at McDonalds. The table is full of half-eaten fastfood. Girls are talking with animated and exxagerated movements. A clock showed the time; 10:30am. McDonalds theme song "Padap pa pa paaa, Im Lovin' it" can be heard, as well as the loud thunder from the rainstorm outside.
(A different ringtone is heard. The Rhino reaches out for the handphone placed in her pocket. The other two looks on)
Alien: Oooh Rhino! Who sms? Your baby isit? (Becomes increasingly annoying as she tries to peer at the screen)
Rhino: Shut up lah alien! (Proceeds to read the contents of the message, as the other two looks on)Eh! My friend say SPH doesnt accepted volunteers already. They already have enough.
Piggy: (Puzzled expression) Really? I thought you asked the lady yesterday?
Rhino: Yah what. She said can. She said they needed volunteers for today and Sunday. Ok ok i call her again to reconfirm.
(Rhino proceeds to dial a number, while the pig and alien engage themselves in their own conversation, but muted)
Rhino: Hi.. i called you yesterday, you said you were in need of volunteers?
Lady: Yes, but now the maximum numbers of volunteers have been attained. Im sorry.
Rhino: Oh ok thanks. (She hangs up the call, and looked enquiringly at the two girls who were gorging themselves with food)
Alien: (dissapointed) Sigh.. Then how? Where do we go?
Settings: The same as before. However, the table is full with empty food packagings and the clock showed the time; 11:30am
(Girls are talking, discussing where to proceed)
(Alien suddenly gets up)
Alien: Eh you two give me a moment ah! Proceeds to go to the sink area 3m away, stays there for 3 seconds, then return to seat)
Rhino: Where you go?
Alien: Heehe. I went to fart.
Rhino: (shakes head) As usual. So Pig whats the plan?
Piggy: We go cit- WALAOEH! ALIEN! STINKS EY! (covers up nose in distaste)
Rhino: (screams in agony, covers nose)
Alien: (Smiles weakly) Teeheehee.
Settings: Camera focused on the three girls crowded together, holding on to an MRT railing. The MRT is packed to the brim with people from all walks of life.
Commuter One: Oi Raju! What time? Bossman wants us to report by 8pm.
Commuter Two: Can lah Bala! Now only 6:45pm. sure got enough time.
Piggy: Bla bla bla bla.
Rhino: Bla bla bla bla bla!
Piggy: Bla bla bl- sniff sniff. whats that smell?
Rhino: sniff sniff.
*smell gets really strong until everyone around the 3 girls cover their noses in disgust*
Rhino and Pig: ALIEEEEEEENNN!!!!
Alien: I SUMPAH TO GOD IT WASNT ME!
(PS. I sumpah to God it really wasnt me.)
Settings: The alien is walking up the stairs to her house. The area is dark, and the place is empty. Rain can still be heard.
Alien: Wah. 7:30pm. Im freaking late. Supposed to be home by 6:30pm. Wah die die. (Walking pace is quicken) Eh? But mom and dad is out what? So i can just sneak in. Surely the won't find out since i'll bribe the two brothers.
(Alien knocks on door)
(silence)
(knocks again)
(silence)
Alien: Wah! They deaf isit? Must be playing Diablo2 until so syiok! (she reaches out for her handphone, proceeds to dial a number) Call lah. Surely can hear.
(calls)
(no answer)
(she dials again)
(calls no answer)
(no answer)
Alien: Wah die. Must call mom already.
Alien: Hello? Where is everyone?
Alien Mommy: WHERE ARE YOU? COME HOME SO LATE THEN NEVER SOLAT ASAR!
Alien: Sorry sorry. The MRT was super duper crowded lah.
Alien Mommy: Excuses! Excuses! Come over! We're going to the grannies!
Full story will be posted soon. I have to clean up the horrendous mess in my room, clear my bowels, and get ready to go jogging with the other half (that is, if the rain stops soon).
