Peace be upon you.
Yay. Loads to blog about, so i shall disect this entry into different colors under different subheadings. wahha. Have i told you im a neat freak?
Why the absence of daily updates?
Thats becoz ive been to Johor and Tampines the past two days! wahha. Gosh. You guys should seriously visit Johor now and get the laugh of your life. The Minah Malaysias are all wearing tapered! And all the Mats there seemed to be punks~ Eew. Eew. Me and my cuzzies had fun jeering at them. Bleurgh. *pukes* Well, my family and hers went there to make our Hari Raya clothes etc. So we went to this shop named Lagenda and spent 2 hours there. Guess the total amount of clothes done and money spent? 11 clothing items and 2ooo+ ringgit. Gosh. And i thought my mom and her mom is broke.
Angsana has like the most raddest converse shoes ever! High cuts, low cuts blah blah. I have to go there again one day, this time with money of course. Bleah. Hate being broke. So we entered the skate/hiphop shops. The Mat Malaysia there were ooooh so cute, with their old skool hairdos and emo dressing. But bleah, there's this silent rule that Singaporean gals shudnt fall for Malaysian guys. Haha! Sssh. Its a silent rule.
So we took the trip back home in my Uncle's jeep. The uncle who owns a mega humongous crane company. So his soooo cuuuuttteee grandson, who has like blue eyes and brown hair and skin to die for (His father is an angmoh), whipped out his gameboy advance and kept me buzy throughout the whole journey. The jeep was like woooh. It had a tv and the best sound system ever! Ah. Again, i hate rich people.
Oh yeah, the uncle pulled me in for a business venture. Anyone know any bikers out there? I have two genuine Harley Davidson boots to sell off. 200 bucks, negotiable. Spread the word yeah? Will fit a size 7 ot 8 or 9. Its knee high, btw.
The road to Minahism,
Haha. Hanging out with my couzzie's Minah frens has thought me how to be a true blue Minah.
The rules are simple.
1) If someone "sueets" you, never turn until they call out your name.
2) Any guy with a motorbike is a must have,
3) You muz rejoice when you turn 18, as now you can do your illegal stuff legally. (For example, smoking and clubbing)
4) Use words like "sial" and "kimek" at least once in a minute.
5) Discuss who you last shagged and who you want to shag next.
6) Say hi to any guy that you know along the way.
7) Bring the ex up at least 5 times in a conversation.
8) If you see an old mate, say him to him/her as if you want to pick up a fight.
9) Shelters are called "pondoks" and that is your second home.
10) Complain about your high hp bill, but at the same time tell the whole world how high it is and compare whose is higher.
11) Discuss about your latest "phheeww" incident with the police.
Waha. I may add some more when im free.
Ive unlocked it!
Unlock what you may ask? Well, ive always wondered why the Mats always say "Tak sabar berenang", which means "If you're impatient, swim". So yesterday my couzin was telling me that the Mats got it from the old P.Ramlee movie, where the actors were impatient in getting into a boat. One of them then said "Tak sabar berenang". Oh so now we know that Mats watch P.Ramlee. haha.
Am i heartbroken?
Not now im not. He has reassured me about his feelings, and yeah, i dont know. But like i told you, im pathetic in handling my feelings. Oh well. What i know , now, im in love with you, Is. Try not to disappoint me ya?Haha.
Conclusion.
Im a happy contented girl,
after buying a pirated HIM and JET cd.
after spending 2 days with my dearest cousin.
after what he told me.
Now.
BACK TO STUDYING.
Love,
Fad's Happy!