A Bangladeshi man around the age of 30 years old was reported to be wanking off under the void deck of block *** (i forgot lah). He was found in a semi-lying state, his zip unzipped and his fried black birdie in his grasp. Four girls, mainly the blogger, and her three other friends (names withheld to provide safety in case the Bangla man reads this) were walking back home from school along the never-deserted path outside their school, when they came across the situation.
The blogger, in an attempt to stop the man from from doing his deeds, shouted "Police!" but to no avail. The man, however, got up, moved closer to the busstop (which was in full view of anyone who alighted at that particular stop) and continued jerking off.
Seeing a rather upset friend, the blogger dialled 999 for the police, and gave a detailed description of the man. However, the police called back and said that the man was no longer at the scene of the crime.
Therefore, if any of you blogders happen to see a Bangladeshi man with unkempt shoulderlength hair, green shirt as well as faded jeans wanking off, please call the police at 999.
The arsehooole (please pronounce it ala the baby in Meet the Fockers) looks somewhat like this:
Ok he doesnt look like that, but the above story is entirely true and not made up. haha! Wat an arse. I keep seeing people jerking off in public places. Ok maybe not "keep seeing", but a similar experience happened aboard a rather crowded MRT train. A boy from Bukit Batok Sec was wanking off, his school bag covering his left side, a NewPaper covering his front, and apparently he forgot that the glass window to his right is transparent. dot dot.
So after the rather traumatising experience, i met the other half to have our talking after school sessions yet again. Accompanied him to upgrade his 7200 (yes, he changed phones again. yawn. hehehe) software at the Jurong Point Nokia Care center, where i made friends cum helped a fellow customer, a non-english speaking Indon lady to communicate with the Nokia person. Yes, i am a nice person. haha!
I am currently quite pissed cuz i have misplaced my red spectacles and still have not managed to find it even after 2 days (stop laughing at me Is). So i either go about the household with an uncomfortable contact lens in my eyes, or go about with arms outstretched trying hard not to bump into things.
Yesterday after studying the whole day with the other half at an overcrowded West Coast Park, i finally met up with Hakim and Nas! Oh God how i've missed them. So as per normal we talked basically lots of bullshit and stuff. Nas's other half, Farez, arrived at around 930 in his attire as he was from a gig. The four of us just chatted and joked around till 1030, where we took 243W back home.
Farez and Nas wanted to send me all the way to my voiddeck, so i agreed. However, along the way, Farez kept scaring me with ghost stories, and had no choice but to accompany me all the way till level four.
Which reminds me. Farez and his mates are collecting donations for a non-profitable organisation to help fund a group of deaf-kids outing to the zoo. So if you wanna make a donation, any amount will do, please sms me at 94562544 and i'll get back to you where you can pass me the money. Trust me, this does not go to any Faddy-need-sumthing funds.
Kimmi Manjaaa my best guy friend.
Kim Faddy and Nassy.
Faddy is super tired and she still has Maths A/O tutorial homework to complete. Sigh. Goodnite.
