I am so tired and lazy to write out zoo day, so i copied and pasted the following from the shared blog between rhino, pig and alien(me).

(written by Pig aka Claire, btw) STARTS >>>

Well, zoo day was super duper fun! the best part of cos was the polar bears! i am gonna propose to iguano. or watever his name was. (its the male polar bear)

Wells, and the 2nd best part was the yummylicious ben and jerry's ice cream! to hell with the cough, the ice cream was worth the sacrifices and pains though i'm coughing like mad now.. *coughs* --> see, to emphasize on my point.

Okay, next was the fact that ASHRITHAA RAJAH, yes, the rhino, made a complete fool of herself, not once, but TWICE, today. Haha, well, what can we expect from the loser right? Haha..

Ok, let me fill u in on how she made a clown of herself without even having to take the effort of looking for a round red circle to put on her snout like nose.

The first event would be the animal show, u know, where the zoo keeper tries her best to keep the crowd involved and entertained by exploiting animals mostly seals, so as to increase the revenue for the zoo at the animals' expense?

Yes, that animal show.

So the zoo keeper was looking for a volunteer to assist her in amusing the crowd, once again, at the seal's expense, as it had to kiss the cheek of the volunteers.

So there she was, shouting out enthusiastically for volunteers to raise their hands, and ashrithaa, being the ever attention seeking her immediately stood up and refused to put her hoof of a hand down.

So when the zoo keeper pointed towards her direction and shouted, "Over there! The lady in pink!", Ashrithaa was beaming and in all smiles looking especially smug and bouncing off the steps to proceed to the stage.

But alas, before she could reach, she realised that the woman in pink was not her, rather, it was another person. Boo hoo, my condolences.

Alien and me burst into laughter IMMEDIATELY and ashrithaa was so humiliated and ashamed ( i swear, tt moment almost got rid of tt thick hide of hers for a while), that she set her butt down and refused to move. Haha, if u ask me, the seal got lucky, saved him the grossness of kissing ashrithaa.

The second incident took place in Ben and Jerry's. Well, the salesgirl was asking for orders and being the ever oh so shameless ashrithaa, the immediate response was no, we ordered already.

Well, too bad! That question was not addressed to her! More like to the people behind us! Yet once again humiliated, ashrithaa had no choice but to shut that trap of hers ( to our delight of cos :), world peace! ).

Gee, how much more shameless can anyone get?!

Apart from that, everything about the zoo was fantabulously great and we all found mates.

Me and the polar bear, rhino and tt lucky seal, and the alien and her "hunk" chris. Whoopie doo. All's well ends well.

Hope u peeps enjoyed this crapped up entry. Now now, please don't make fun of ashrithaa, didn't your parents teach you not to be mean to the less fortunate?

With that in mind, tata kids! :)

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Was that entertaining or what? She got an A1 for english in Prelims btw, one of the only two who managed to get it.

To the other half, Chris is just a zookeeper who had a tiny ponytail at the back of his head (jinn style). I am not with him. Seriously.